This activity is illogical.
You will comply! (she's dressed as a Borg)
When I was in the first grade the other kids asked if I was dressed as a turtle. The next year I brought pain sticks to the parade and after that my mother wouldn't let me participate in this human tradition.
I was sure you'd have some jelly worms..
Oh come in Naomi, Halloween is it? I remember when I was a girl... blah blah blah.. and did you know that historically All Hallows Eve blah blah blah..
: Maybe I'll come back later, I've got a bit of a stomach ache.
Vulcan children observe a similar ritual, that of Kohl-ee-puff.
Do the grown ups give them candy?
Do they dress up in costumes?
What is the Kohl-ee-puff?
A week long fast in which the child meditates on their fears and metaphorically banishes them with the aid of ritual chants.
Well thank you Mr. Vulcan that was very enlightening, wasn't it Naomi?
I've used up all my replicator rations but I've got enough candy corn to fill a pillow case, here you go! I hope you've got the apple dunking set up in the mess hall Neelix!
Naomi, can't talk for grinning and chewing: