1. D... The one I'd want to serve on if I did.
2. 1701... On one condition: my uniform's not red.
3. E... The Captain was less rational.
Then it gets worse from here.
4. A... The ship had a short lifespan and problems to begin with.
5. B... Look at who the captain is.
6. C... Offal outcome, which is even worse than awful.