Decker: Errr... Captain
... I've been meaning to ask you, was it really necessary for us both to take demotions for you to assume command? Couldn't you have stayed an Admiral and me a Captain as your XO?
Kirk: Sorry Decker, it's the rules.
Decker: But the time it took me to to get a new uniform made (I see you had one ready) could have been used much better...
Kirk: I didn't write the rule book Decker!
Spock: Actually you did write that part of it Captain, just updated over the Spacenet this morning, Regulation 9875 sub section 45: The How I Get To Become A Captain Again By Sneakily Teaming Up With A Space Cloud To Get Rid of That Tit Decker