"Welcome to Fantasy Island.."
That's just far more creepy than I ever expected an SG-1 Caption to get
(I'm sure this is because I'm picturing Mr. Roarke judging NuKhan by Mr. Roarke's Standards)
First Judgmental statement would probably be "You Look Like Tattoo Flailing about like that"...(The Plane, The Plane, Bosth, The Plane)
One Day I hope to be the Man my Cat thinks I am
Where are we going? And why are we in this Handbasket?