Kirk: "We must rescue this woman because the computer has selected her."
Spock: "Selected her for what?"
Kirk: "For the group who's forbidden, under penalty of death, from using double-stick tape. The poor woman. So vulnerable. All it will take is one small gust of wind and she could be the next victim."
Spock: "Victim of what?"
Kirk: "Oh perish the thought. The dreaded wardrobe malfunction."