"Commander, please cease bending over that railing and stand up straight! This captioning crowd is exceptionally prone to fart jokes!"
"Well, that was the most wasted trip to Wrigley's Pleasure Planet ever! I didn't even know there was
such a thing as the United Hookers Union. Much less that they'd be on strike!"
"Ah, al fresco dining! A delight on just about any planet in the galaxy!"
"Except for Vega 4, with their near-constant meteorite bombardments."