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Old October 20 2012, 11:18 AM   #37
Guy Gardener
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Re: Janeway's locks...short or long?

The only reason hair matters to you is probably because you make love with the lights on.

That and certainly of course because women need a larger run up before they leap into an affair.

But mostly the first.

Even when the lights are on, men shut their eyes.

Splash back is a more realistic fear but it's more about the terror of accidentally crawling back into a womb.

This wouldn't be an issue if men could ask directions without losing face.

Gosh.

It's like I'm giving away all the boys club secrets.
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