A is for Assassination. James T. Kirk prevented one from being inflicted on the Federation President at the Khitomer Peace Conference in 2293.
B is for Bum. Reed admired T'Pol's.
C is for Cat. Sylvia turned into one and Gary Seven owned one...though neither one was a real cat.
D is for double dumb-ass, what Kirk called the cabbie in TVH.
E is for Eyemorg. Kara and Luma were Eyemorg. Hot Eyemorg.
F is for fractured dylithium chrystals. Which almost stranded Kirk and co in the 20th century.
G is for Garth of Izar. Hero of Axanar. Loonier than an Arcturian dogbird.
H is for Homo Sapiens Only Club. AKA The Federation.
I for Ilia of Delta IV. Sexy. Smart. And easily convertible into teraquads of data.
J is for James, Jean Luc, Janeway.
K is for Kang, Dahar Master and legendary warship commander.
L is for Lakota, USS.
M is for the Mellitus, a life form that is gaseous when traveling and solid when motionless. James Kirk saw a mellitus once.
N is for Nyota Uhura.
O is for "Oh my." Kirk's final words.
P is for Parmen, the ill-tempered and authoritarian leader of the Platonians.
Q is for Quadrotriticale. A Russian inwention.
R is for Rest. Khan's 271-year cryogenic hibernation aboard the Botany Bay
was a very, very, very long one.