Thanks for the belly laugh mention!
"Get the Blu-ray, Data. It will have higher definition, Data. It will have better clarity, Data. Better clarity, my shiny polymer ass!"
Data: "The Bangles-anians are firing their boob beam at us."
LaForge: "Apparently it makes you walk like an Egyptian."
Riker: "All you have to do is push the button..."
Picard: "And it will shoot Wesley out of a photon tube. You guys! How did you know it was my birthday?"
Worf to Troi sotto voce
: "It's his birthday?"
Troi: "Let's go with that."
Musician: "With a shit-eating grin as pug ugly as that, you really ought to grow a beard."
Riker: "He keeps taking his visor off and putting it on again. Who does he think he is, Horatio Caine?"
Worf: "Ever... mated with a Klingon?"
Troi: "Will you give it a rest!"