"Wow, this party's really smokin', huh?"
"We're no longer friends."
"I have called this meeting of representatives from around the galaxy; Bajor, Cardassia, and Ireland, to address a single critical question: why does everyone in the universe wear these goofy ankle boots?"
"Sorry, Major, I needed the TV. And seeing as its the 90s and we don't have DVRs in the future yet-"
"We're lost on a strange alien world-"
"Look! An In-N-Out!"
"-or it could be southern California."
Zombie Redshirt wrote:
Sisko: You will all find a phaser under your chair. It will fire one shot, and one shot only, so pick your target carefully. Welcome to Cardassian roulette. I'll be back in an hour to see if any of you are still alive.
"You do know that we're all going to shoot Dukat, right?"