Re: DS9 Caption Contest #63: Welcome Aboard!
O'BRIEN: You simply do not get between an Irishman and his whiskey.
SISKO: I believe Mr O'Brien has something to say. Chief...
O'BRIEN: I'm sorry I called you a spoonhead.
OBRIEN: You're not all sadistic Neo-fascist thugs.
O'BRIEN: I never actually saw you swallow a rabbit whole.
QUARK I didn't do it!!!!!
ODO: All I said was hello.
SIDDIG: Come on, it's not like an entire TV production crew could pack and leave without a trace. They've gotta be around here somewhere.