Thanks for the win!
Bashir: Miles! You killed them all! Why?
O'brien: I hate Doctors.
Bashir: You didn't shoot me.
O'brien: My gun ran out of pow-- let me see your gun for a second Julian.
Sisko: You will all find a phaser under your chair. It will fire one shot, and one shot only, so pick your target carefully. Welcome to Cardassian roulette. I'll be back in an hour to see if any of you are still alive.
Quark: I'm sorry Odo, I just thought you'd be much more attractive as a naked Orion slave girl.
Eddington: Hmm, on second thought maybe I shouldn't have phasered the one person on the station who hates Cardassians as much as we do.
Bashir: Maybe we could ask directions at that gas station over there.
Jake: Actually, I think that's the Q Continuum.