Picard: I'm ordering you to "take care" of her when she beams on board, Mr Data.
Data: As you wish captain. I will demonstrate how fully functional I am to Lwaxana.
Picard: ..... actually that might work too.
LaForge: Hey there are flowers next to Commander Riker's chair. I wonder who left them there?
Data: It is a most intruging mystery. Perhaps Commander Riker has a secret admirer.
Yar: -screams- A little help here?!
Picard: Damn it all! I will prevail no matter how long it takes!
Troi: What's the matter?
Yar: The captain's playing Angry Birds again.
Riker's Trombone: Yeah, it's a metaphor for something.
LaForge: My head hurts. Worf can you do something?
Worf: My job is to stand back here until someone dies. Then take their spot. You are not dead yet.