Picard: I don't always submit to Caption Contests, but when I do, I go to the TrekBBS.
Yar: Wait! I'm not supposed to die yet!!
Picard: Number One, were you expecting a package from that freighter?
Riker: Yes, Sir. Why?
Picard: Awkward, you see, the Photon Torpedoes are very easy to launch.
Riker: So how did I do?
La Forge: (thinking) Maybe the blind guy shouldn't be flying the enormous starship...