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Old October 15 2012, 01:58 AM   #1
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TNG Caption This! 287: More Blu-Ray!

Hello everyone! Let's get this party started!

First the "Intoxicated" Award, chosen by Mr. Laser Beam, going to:

Jonas Grumby wrote: View Post

Picard: "I must say, Beverly, you're stirring up quite a storm in me!"
Crusher: "Maybe I should drop to my knees and batten down your hatches!"
Picard: "Hmm...maybe we should wait until we sober up a bit."
Crusher: "Whatever you say, skipper!"
Next, we have the "“If the planet has three suns, maybe you should spend your whole vacation in the casino” Award, chosen by Isis AKA Ann Dorian, going to:

Holdfast wrote: View Post

EDO: The worst thing about these clothes? The tan lines.
Next, we have the "This Economy Stinks!" Award, going to:

Jonas Grumby wrote: View Post

Dix: "Mr. Jones? You don't know me, but I'm Dixon Hill, private investigator. Now, traditionally, we private eyes only work for clients who have explicitly hired us. But in these tough economic times, we've had to start scaring up business on our own. To that purpose, I took it upon myself to take some snapshots of your wife screwing your best friend. Interested?"
EDIT: Judging Complete! The "Crossover" Award, as chosen by Zombie Cheerleader AKA Nerys Myk, goes to:

shivkala wrote: View Post
Zombie Redshirt wrote: View Post

William T. Riker- Men, women, aliens, androgynous beings, potted plants... if it has an orifice he can get into, he's all over it.

Captain Jack Harkness suddenly appears thanks in part to his Vortex Manipulator
Captain Jack: I must have been a very, very good boy this year! Hello, I'm Captain Jack Harkness and you fine men are?

Next, the last image I had intended to find a Guest judge for, however, I didn't get the chance to do that, so I gave the Guest Judges a little extra on this one. They submitted their choices and since there was no clear consensus, I'll pick the winner from their nominees.

Since we're doing things a little differently, how bout we show the nominees, since they're all winners!

Zombie Cheerleader wrote: View Post

PICARD: Good lord people, it was just a slight bump. Overreact much?
Ann Dorian wrote: View Post

In the 24th Century, humanity had conquered hunger and could go to the galaxy's edge...

...But nobody had thought to install seat belts on starships.
Jonas Grumby wrote: View Post

Data: "Hold on! Our damaged auto pilot thinks we just hit Albuquerque, and she's turning left!"

bullethead wrote: View Post

Picard: Report!
Data: Captain, we are suffering playback instability due to the picture not being cropped properly!
And the winner is...


Wait, wait, wait where did the drums come from?

LeadHead is knocked out by the drummer who picks up the envelope and reads the winner:

Ann Dorian wrote: View Post

In the 24th Century, humanity had conquered hunger and could go to the galaxy's edge...

...But nobody had thought to install seat belts on starships.
Our Photoshop award, goes to:

Skully wrote: View Post

Kolvoord Starburst, Cap'n.

And of course, don't we all need a Klingon Belly Laugh?

The Zombie Vulcan wrote: View Post

Riker: "How do you guys... I mean, this is a planet full of the liberally dressed, flesh on show... so how do the planet's males..."
Worf: "... avoid 'tenting'?"
Man: "Not a problem, all the men on the planet are impotent. We haven't been able to satisfy our women in generations. If it weren't for IVF..."
Riker: "I thought it would be impossible for me to like this planet more..."
Yar: "Commander?"
Riker: "I was wrong."
Many thanks to all of our Guest Judges, for a great change in the routine. We have now done this twice and very successfully. I dare say, we may have guest judges again someday...

And now, more blu-ray TNG Captioning!!!

Many thanks to Nerys Myk for my awesome avatar!

Check out the Caption contests in the TOS, TNG and Movies I-X forums!

Last edited by LeadHead; October 15 2012 at 08:11 AM.
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