Definitely not the 1701 or the A crowded pug fugly rust-bucket with brainless captain.
Why the need to insult characters in a friendly thread? Remember, without that "brainless" captain, your beloved 24th century Trek wouldn't exist.
"If we're going to be damned, let's be damned for what we really are." - Jean-Luc Picard, "Encounter at Farpoint"