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Old October 11 2012, 03:57 AM   #44
Guy Gardener
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Re: Tuvix - dumbest character in star trek history?

He's seen Vertigo one too many times.

Neelix plays out his fantasy of winning Kes back, using a horse with a little blond mushroom wig, and then tragedy as she dies in his arms, whinnying that he is the one that she has always loved the most, whereafter Voyagers Morale Officer minces his true love for weekly hamburger Thursday lunchtime feast infused with special hedgehog sauce.

(Elements from the Godfather are also strangely pornographic to this odd little man.)
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