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Old October 7 2012, 11:01 PM   #6
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Re: TNG Caption This! 286: Power to the Players: The Sequel!

Riker: Do you people all pull that pose all the time? River Dance went out of style centuries ago.

Picard: Permission to act sexy granted Doctor.
Crusher: Aye Captain.

The Enterprise crew later setup a warning beacon in orbit to save people from the terror of this planet's fashions.

Data: Look at that subtle off-white coloring; the tasteful thickness of it... Oh my God, it even has a watermark.

Picard: Report!
Data: Captain, we are suffering playback instability due to the picture not being cropped properly!
A business man and engineer discuss how to launch a communications satellite in the 1960s:
Biz Dev Guy: Your communications satellite has to be the size, shape, and weight of a hydrogen bomb.
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