Thread: Merlin Series 5
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Old October 7 2012, 09:00 AM   #7
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Re: Merlin Series 5

They lost three score knights to a wolf.

60 guys in armour stymied by a puppy.

Camelot deserves to fall.

Gwen proving that she's a good Queen by treating the traitor scum house maids like girlfriends until she puts them to death.

Q. How many servants do you have to execute before the survivors pretend to love you?

A. 4. the first to limber up, the second to prove it's not a fluke, the third to get the tecnique right and lucky number four to proove that you're serious.

Isn't there a prime minister or general or captain of the guard? Someone who wasn't raised with the pigs and possibly might know how to read?
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