Picard: Now Mrs. Troi, if you'll just stand here a moment...
Lwaxanna: Mr. Woof! What are you doing with that water balloon filled with ink!??
Picard: (sneaking away) FIRE!!
Crusher: Now now, Jean-Luc, your secret is safe with me. I won't tell anybody about your little bedwetting problem.
Picard: What is it, Data?
Data: I have got nothin', sir.