Thread: Merlin Series 5
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Old October 6 2012, 10:43 PM   #4
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Re: Merlin Series 5

ARRRGH!

TELL HIM YOU NONCE!!!!

TELL HIM!!!!

3 more years?

3 more years!!!

Where the fuck is Albion!?

Merlin has cocked this up from the get go.

Go back in time.

Do what the dragon says.

Kill Morganna, hell just let her die, no need to kill her.

Let Mordred die too.

a Million years of Albion!

Land of milk and honey!

Merlin you Dick.

There are no more happily ever afters.

Because you're a wussy.

What was the plan?

Wait in the net until some one murders you or you starve to death?

Fuck me.

HAVEN'T YOU SEEN RETURN OF THE JEDI!!!???

Those Ewoks ate a lot of stormtroopers in the feast at the end, and if their god C3PO hadn't given the rebellion a pass, they would have been IN the buffet too.

TELL HIM!

"Hey Arthur, look what I can do."

LIGHTNING BOLT!

LIGHTNING BOLT!

Destroy a few armies for Arthur and he'll swiftly turn back on his convictions, welcoming magic back with open arms.

Every time they lose a conflict in this story it's just because Merlin is too much of a nonce to reveal who he is and dozens if not hundreds some times, of the good guys die.

Uthur is dead.

Grow the fuck up.

Arthur is not going to change until you make him.
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