Kirk: "Knock it off, Mea! This is no time for playing titty-twister! We're in real danger here!"
Kirk: "Based on what Kelinda's been telling me about you, Rojan, I wonder if I could interest you in teaching a class on sexual technique for my crew. After all, you know what they say. 'Those who can't do, teach.'"
Girl: "You seem to be a little nervous around women."
Sulu: "You have
no idea!"
Sulu: "Ah, this will make for the perfect campsite! Concealed from view; protected from the elements--"
Uhura: "Um, doesn't it rain a lot on this planet?"