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Old October 6 2012, 04:31 PM   #7
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Re: TOS caption contest # 268 What's up?

Kirk: "Knock it off, Mea! This is no time for playing titty-twister! We're in real danger here!"

Kirk: "Based on what Kelinda's been telling me about you, Rojan, I wonder if I could interest you in teaching a class on sexual technique for my crew. After all, you know what they say. 'Those who can't do, teach.'"

Girl: "You seem to be a little nervous around women."
Sulu: "You have no idea!"

Sulu: "Ah, this will make for the perfect campsite! Concealed from view; protected from the elements--"
Uhura: "Um, doesn't it rain a lot on this planet?"
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