: "I take it you're here because I'm actually worth your time... otherwise, why would you bother?"
: "Oh, just curious that's all. Don't flatter yourself."
: "Fair enough. Now, will you take me off this God forsaken primitive world and take me to a place where society is actually mature and sane?"
: "Now why would I want to ruin all the fun for you?"
"I knew this was too good to be true."