And what's wrong with Patrick Stewart's chest?
Or any other portion of his anatomy, for that matter? Have you never seen him in I, Claudius
No, and nothing wrong with his chest I'm just teasing him about his silk dressing gown. Or perhaps I should say I am subtly emasculating him by making derisive and dated comments on his attire.
But hey, at least there were no skant scenes.
Yeah, he'd look pretty stupid in one of those (actually all the TNG characters did).
But Patrick Stewart in a Roman tunic or Praetorian Guard uniform?