For some reason, the BBC's business editor, Robert Peston, has always struck me as having a vaguely Doctor-ish air to him.
Oh god I can just imagine it, all said with waving hands and massively wandering pitch;
"Come with me, as we break down the current situation we're in with the Daleks...
... As you can see due to the fluctuations of the Galactic Currency, Skaro has a rather substantial deficit of over 20 billion... POUNDS!"
"But Doctor, what do we do? We're surrounded!"
"Well, It's up the other galactic economic superpowers to bail them out, and hopefully the downturn will rectify itself by the last quarter of 2014!"