Damn! This picture is just way too versatile!
Picard: Crewmen! Avert your eyes and tell no one of what you saw! If word gets out I got freaky with Lwaxana I will have your head on a platter!
Picard: (thinking) Don't touch her butt, don't touch her butt, don't squeeze it, don't squeeze- SQUEEZE!
Even Picard fell to the age old instinct of man following his pecker and not his brain...