I forgot to mention that I had a big plate of cheese fries last night...and they had bacon sprinkled on and spread throughout them. Thick, hot, stringy cheese. Steak fries. Chunks of fresh bacon. It was a snackgasm.
I fear for your poor arteries. I fear for mine for just reading
about it. Nevertheless, I want to eat such a snack. Right now. Get me some. Get me some now.
And add some extra bacon.