Re: Things found in your kitchen.
I have a modern waffle iron that I've owned for years and just never bother to use. When I want waffles I buy frozen ones from a store or go to a restaurant like Denny's where somebody else makes them, so the iron is just little more than a glorified paperweight.
Remember what cooleddie74 says, kids:
"Don't forget to have a Patrick Swayze Christmas!"