Re: Things found in your kitchen.
A friend gave me old sandwich press--a very high end one, too. I have yet to use it. It seems like a lot of mess and work just to make myself ONE sandwich.
Hubby bought a "cheesecake slicer" that looks like two strings of piano wire on a frame. It's rarely used.
There may be no "I" in "team," but there is definitely a "U" in "douche bag."