Ok.. First off.. MIND. BLOWN... My love for bacon is only second (and sometimes equal to) the love I have for my children...
I'm on a major diet to lose 60 lbs .(I'm currently down 35!) so bacon is off the menu, sadly...
Second.. Teacake.. What frozen pizzas are these that you speak of.. I've yet to find one that actually featured dripping cheese...
I was eating this one tonight:
It reaches a certain point about 3 minutes past being done where the cheese starts sliding off.. this makes for delicious crispy cheese outlining the rectangle but if it was on an oven rack a lot of it would be lost. LOST.
I eat these thickly covered in chillie flakes.
They are much better and thicker and cheesier than in the picture, which is kind of weird.