Neelix: Anybody catch the license number of that SUV?
Tuvok: This is boring, Mister Neelix. The Daily Show has now won that category for 10 years in a row.
Neelix: Yeah, but look! Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Fallon are attacking Jon Stewart!
Tuvok: 200 Credits on Colbert.
Kim: And then, after taking command of the night shift, productivity went up 3%.
Judge: That's very interesting, Mister Kim, but my question was about whether or not The Doctor should be allowed to control his own works.
Tuvok: Row, Row, Row your boat-
Chakotay: What are you doing?
Tuvok: This is all I can contribute to the camping trip, as I did not bring Marshmellons or Rocket boots.... Commander, did the Captain go climbing? Oh, no.
Janeway: Another round?
Janeway: Fine, I'll drink both glasses.