McCoy: Captain, she thinks they're your genitals... you know not all races keep them in the same spot.
McCoy: (thinking) We should have brought some redshirts if we were going to be captured... now I'm the lowest ranking one.
Kirk: It's a square dance Bones!
McCoy: Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a yokel!
Spock: Mr Chekov, arrest this Bolian. He has stolen the captain's hairpiece.