Picard: "This is damned irregular. Yellow alert."
Riker: "Yellow Alert! Energise defence fields, main and aux engines up to 100%, pre-charge phaser banks, load photon tubes, all hands to alerts stations, pom poms at the ready. I repeat pom poms at the ready."
Troi: "I left them in my quarters."
: "Are you sure you wouldn't prefer a different assignment, like say ship's counsellor?"
Picard: "Don't be discouraged Groppler, I'm sure the Federation can overlook a little delay, and we can assist if you need to motivate your workforce..."
Riker: "A rousing cheer would be useful at this point."
Troi: "Oh, you mean me?"
Picard: "Open a hailing frequency, broadcast friendship messages..."
Yar: "Aye sir. Frequency open. Hey, alien dudes. Be excellent to each other, and party on..."
Picard: "Chief of Security, huh? Where did you graduate from, Lieutenant?"
Yar: "San Dimas High School."
LaForge: "Try the nine of diamonds on the ten of clubs."
Worf: "I see it."
LaForge: "Now the eight of spades..."
Worf: "I can do this myself."
: "Will someone fly the damned ship!"
Data: "Maybe someone should complain about the placement of The Federation Network screen logos.
Worf: "It is a little obvious."