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Old September 23 2012, 03:48 PM   #16
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Re: TNG Caption This! 284: Happy 25th Anniversary TNG!



Picard: "This is damned irregular. Yellow alert."
Riker: "Yellow Alert! Energise defence fields, main and aux engines up to 100%, pre-charge phaser banks, load photon tubes, all hands to alerts stations, pom poms at the ready. I repeat pom poms at the ready."
Troi: "I left them in my quarters."
Picard sigh: "Are you sure you wouldn't prefer a different assignment, like say ship's counsellor?"




Picard: "Don't be discouraged Groppler, I'm sure the Federation can overlook a little delay, and we can assist if you need to motivate your workforce..."

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Riker: "A rousing cheer would be useful at this point."

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Troi: "Oh, you mean me?"


Picard: sigh



Picard: "Open a hailing frequency, broadcast friendship messages..."
Yar: "Aye sir. Frequency open. Hey, alien dudes. Be excellent to each other, and party on..."
Picard: "Chief of Security, huh? Where did you graduate from, Lieutenant?"
Yar: "San Dimas High School."
Picard: "Figures."



LaForge: "Try the nine of diamonds on the ten of clubs."
Worf: "I see it."
LaForge: "Now the eight of spades..."
Worf: "I can do this myself."
Picard os: "Will someone fly the damned ship!"




Data: "Maybe someone should complain about the placement of The Federation Network screen logos.
Worf: "It is a little obvious."
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