Thanks for the win, MANT!
"As chief medical officer, Captain, I suggest you place that
foot in front of the other one, and then continue repeating that action--alternating feet--until you're far away from me and the yeoman. I'm on shore leave, dammit!"
"I found him like this in his cabin, Doctor."
"Dammit, Jim! I curse the day that little wench on Wrigley's Pleasure Planet taught you about auto-asphyxiation!"