That thing in the lower left. Shouldn't there be slot cars or penguins or something racing along the grooves there?
"But Geordi, how are you going to get this ship into a standard-sized bottle?"
"Oh, I've got a doctor friend who promised to hook me up with some appropriate technology."
"Sorry, sir, it registers as plastic from underneath as well."
"Well doggone it, I wouldn't have paid $500 for this table if I'd known it wasn't real
"With all due respect, Number One, I'll sing showtunes with Data before I sit in on one of your saxophone performances."