Thanks for the win!
Kira: That's right Dukat, you've just been Occupied by Bajor!
Kira: What did you put in that soup?
Dukat: He said it didn't have enough spices, so I added some special Cardassian narcotics.
Somehow the Martok changeling figured out that Klingons are ticklish.
Bashir: Haha, you mean you never saw the electric shock handshake prank before?
Sisko: Have you ever seen this before? (punches Bashir)
Worf's attempt to help Odo win over Kira by reciting Klingon love poetry was met with limited success.