Re: Movie Caption Contest #223: Good times...
Kirk: Hi Cartwright, I'm glad they didn't send that tiny penised, stupid 'tached, dim witted pencil pusher Morrow to do the inspection. Remember what we used to call him at the accademy? "Bore-ow". Good times.
Sulu: You might want to get those glasses fixed Sir...
MORROW: Are you telling me you think all black people look alike, Admiral Kirk?
KIRK: No. I'm saying I think all admiral's uniforms
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