Re: Movie Caption Contest #223: Good times...
"No, Mr. Spock, don't return scan. That could be misunderstood as hostility. Instead, ready phaser banks and arm a full volley of photon torpedoes."
"Mr. Saavik, I believe what the Admiral is saying is that you will get my position of science officer over my dead body."
"No Admiral, you don't understand. I don't want to take the Enterprise back to the Genesis planet, I have tickets for a Genesis tribute concert on Rigel X."
"Brace yourself. The area of penetration will no doubt be sensitive." - Mr. Spock, The Immunity Syndrome