Picard: Any look with the grow-your-hair spreads?
Data: Sadly no sir, it won't stick to anything.
Picard: (sighs) Continue your efforts, for twenty years I've endured this curse, so I suppose I can wait a couple more weeks.
Worf: How do we beat a man who can see the underside of our cards?
Riker: We hope he has the decency not to cheat.