: So, it's two astronomical units long, big whoop...I've got your two astronomical units right here.
: Oh my!
: I do not know where you got the idea that I was half-Romulan. In fact, I am half-Time Lord on my mother's side. Why, if I were to die, I would regenerate and everything would be different, my face, my hair, my voice, everything!
: And another thing, Kirk, that blonde crewman over there...he's creeping me out. Just for that, I'm decommissioning the Enterprise