Kira: That's the biggest poo I've ever seen.
Dukhat: I shall call it Garak.
Nana: Jeez, see what happens when you sign 5000 autographs in half an hour!
Avery: At $50 a signature; all cash in hand, I'd have buggered up the other arm as well!
Martok: Why don't we just build the corridors wider?
Siddig: I'm not trying to be smug about banging Nana but... dang, just look at her!
Odo: OK, OK, I'm sorry I asked when the baby was due. I didn't realise you were just fat.