Kirk: Go on, have a sniff. It's like fish.
Saavik: It is illogical for you to assume I would know your name.
Kirk: Hi Cartwright, I'm glad they didn't send that tiny penised, stupid 'tached, dim witted pencil pusher Morrow to do the inspection. Remember what we used to call him at the accademy? "Bore-ow". Good times.
Sulu: You might want to get those glasses fixed Sir...