Insert your own sex joke here.
Nana Visitor: Be quiet Marc! Avery doesn't know I get paid more than him!
Martok: *grumbling* Worf is the most popular Klingon character ... gets an extra-long caption contest thanks to LeadHead
... we'll see about that!
Bashir: Hey captain, guess which one of us will eventually be replaced by a Changeling? Me or the ambassador guy?
Sisko: Um ...
Bashir: Here's a hint, it's a trick question.
Listening to Worf and Odo sing Klingon on nearly made Kira go into premature labor.