Re: DS9 Caption Contest #62: Back to Basics...
KIRA: Your temperature looks normal, it's not a fever.
KIRA: Quiet, the Captain's tripping on pain meds.
MARTOK: Step aside, knuckleheads!
BASHIR: Hi, Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, damn glad to meet you.
ODO: I don't know how he did it, but according to this, the O'Brien's baby's parents are you and Bashir!
The boring one, the one with Khan, the one where Spock returns, the one with whales, the dumb one, the last one, the one with Kirk, the one with the Borg, the stupid one, the bad one, the new one, the other one with Khan.