A is for Ardra. She was just a con artist, but the frightened Ventaxians of 2367 didn't know that at first.
B is for Ben Finney. Man can that guy hold a grudge.
C is for Christopher, Captain John. His son was the first man to travel to Saturn.
D is for Decker. He had the hots for a Deltan.
E is for Eymorg. They had a thing for brain and brain...what is brain?
F is for Flotter and his moronic friend Trevis. What a tremendous waste of videotape
G is for Gowron. He had big ass eyes in a Klingon wasteland.
H is for Harcourt. Harcourt Fenton Mudd. Ruler of an entire sovereign planet!
I is for Intrepid. It's destruction caused a disturbance in the force.
J is for Jenolen. The newly retired Montgomery Scott hopped a ride on it to head to a retirement colony...until they ran into a colossal Death Star golf ball thingy and crashed into it.
K is for Kang, Koloth and Kor. Those guys are kickass.
L is for Love. Shahna of the Drill Thralls wanted Kirk to teach her about it.