Let's cross Gods of Allocation
with Wormhole Extreme
(Extreme Gods of Wormhole Allocation?) to make a reality series where teams compete to create the next Stargate
On premiere night, the winning team has to put their money where their mouths are, by sitting in a dunk tank on camera and viewers vote whether they deserve to get dunked for their show. If it's on SyFy, they can stock the tank with sharktopuses.