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Old September 11 2012, 08:06 PM   #913
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Re: Star Ship Polaris

Glad to read it's not a tumor.

Oy, great... Now I'm reminded of that bit from "Kindergarden Cop" and a comedian's expansion upon the scene.

Maybe it's a sailing boat?

It's not a schooner!

Maybe it's chicken of the sea?

It's not a tuna!

Maybe he's a lounge singer?

He's not a crooner!

Maybe it's midday sex?

It's not a "nooner"!

Maybe it's someone who dropped his pants?

It's not a "mooner"!

...and so on.


Tempt the Hand of Fate and it'll give you the "finger"!

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