USS Mariner wrote:
Nerys Myk wrote:
Nah, you need a Gordon Sumner lookalike.
Constantine is blonde, unshaven, speaks with a strong Liverpool accent, and chainsmokes Silk Cut cigarettes... oh, and he's a pure, unmitigated bastard lol
You could just cast Sting himself and have the show take place late in his life.
Oh and for added horror, have him perform any of his post-Police material (excluding All This Time
OH GOD ITS LIKE WILLIAM HUNG DOING AN IMPRESSION OF MCCARTNEY. GOD MAKE IT STOPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
*Regional UK accent pedantry alert*
Sting is actually from Newcastle, not Liverpool. He's a Geordie, not a Scouser.
Plus he can't act...