"I can teach you more about yourself, answer all your long-standing questions, satisfy your yearnings and help you reconnect with your people. You just need to be intimately involved with me and responsive to my philosophy".
"Wow, thank you mister - Hitler, is it?"
"Indeed. You're making the right call, I can assure you. Don't worry, my staff won't disturb us, they're off waging war on half of Europe"