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Old September 8 2012, 10:29 AM   #2579
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Re: Star Trek A To Z

A is for Adam, the grooviest man to ever pluck an oddly-shaped stringed instrument. He wasn't no Herbert!
B is for Bones, the grooviest man to ever rock Studio 54. He wasn't no Tony Manero.
C is for Culluh, the grooviest Maje to ever rock a mud-pie up-do.
D is for Damar, a Legate who switched to the good guys at just the right time to help make a difference.
E is for Edith Keeler. The hot 1930's chick that almost screwed up history.
F is for France. The Picard family comes from the city of Labarre.
G is for Gul "mutton chops" Macet. Ha! Dukat only wishes!
H is for Hasperat. Ro Laren liked it hot. Really, really hot.
I is for Ishka, totally groovy Mom.
J is for the Jarada, an insectoid race that Picard once labored to learn the language of to avoid a diplomatic incident.
K is for Khitomer: the grooviest place in the galaxy until the Rommies blowed it up. And they say Vulcans have no sense of fun.
L is for Leonard James Akaar. Whatever happened to him?
M is for Martia. One double-crossing, shape-shifting beeyotch.
N is for Nimoy. The original and the best Spock.
O is for Orion slave girls. The more the merrier. Or something like that.
P is for Pardek, the most backstabbing Senator on all of Romulus.
Q is for Quinn, the most awesome admiral ever to throw a blind junior officer through a door.
R is for Reliant, an ill-fated starship left limping with only one nacelle at the very end.
S is for Sevrin, groovy but quite insane.
T is for Tomalak. He had a big pair of "G'Kar."
U is for Ullians. Their telepathic powers could prove unsettling and even dangerous.
V is for Valeris. Traitor to the Federation.
W is for World War. Earth had three. Unless you count the Eugenics Wars, but let's avoid starting a migraine.
X is for Xylophone thingy. The guy was playing one in Ten Forward while Riker was scheming up a menage a trois.
Y is for "Yankee Traders". A very early and incorrect description of the Ferengi.
Z is for Zarabeth, the enemy of the tyrant Zor Kahn. Just don't ask where she got the makeup and hair styling supplies being trapped 5,000 years in an ice age past.
Human instinct is pretty strong. You can't expect us to change overnight.

- Jonathan Archer, 2151
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